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florida-country-girl:

nathanthompson23:

jooliboo:

there are over 500 types of pasta. Wow. the pastabilities are endless

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I don’t know which face is more accurate

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unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

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danille48:

luminescent-love:

youaresogayskarth:

finnickodaired:

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS

let’s reflect on this

fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors are technically green!

holy shit

That’s because the glass is green

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jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

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deeeeaaan:

celestial-sexhair:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

you just broke the fourth wall

well fuck my AU selves are having a hell of a time

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internetexplwhorer:

the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige

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sexymattsmith:

snails are probably the best thing ever I don’t know if you like them and I’m sorry to put this here if you don’t I just think that they’re cute and they cheer me up all the time

sexymattsmith:

snails are probably the best thing ever I don’t know if you like them and I’m sorry to put this here if you don’t I just think that they’re cute and they cheer me up all the time

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roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

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spintoki:

Bloody hell.
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schloong:

prauprganda:

schloong:

guys stop.

i started the selfie olympics in 2008.

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you seriously think im wearing light wash flared jeans in 2014?

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